I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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