i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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