ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
