I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
love makes seman taste better
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
