jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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