Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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