He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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