I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
