who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Randomize
