I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
they need to just BURY HIM!
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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