I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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