Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
only if we run a train.
done.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
