Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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