look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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