I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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