Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he shaved USA in his pubs
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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