At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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