Non-Jews are for practice
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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