hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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