It's like God shit irony all over that family
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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