Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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