Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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