You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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