So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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