would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
my liver is dry heaving
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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