I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
