Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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