Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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