My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Drunk is a universal language darling
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I have post one night stand depression
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