my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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