dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
