i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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