Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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