i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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