Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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