I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My dick has a subreddit
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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