this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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