ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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