O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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