Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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