scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
last night I used snow as a chaser
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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