so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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