So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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