Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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