Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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