just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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