I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he was CRYING into my vagina
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Randomize
