But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
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