I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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