i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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