Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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