physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
love makes seman taste better
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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