Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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