Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
now i know why i became what i already was.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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