you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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