ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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