hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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