did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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