let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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