i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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