Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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